Aaron

15th in Div 4

Blackpool

Blackpool. Abusing Jason.

Mini golf. Telephone boxes. Preston North End.

None

2019-20 (Preds Cup runner up)

Airey

15th in Div 3

Liverpool

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2020-21 (Div 3)

2021-22 (World Preds runner up)

Alex

16th in Div 1

Liverpool

Chateauneuf du Pape. Chateaubriand. Chateaus.

Pizza con patatine fritte. South London.

2016-17 (Div 4), 2018-19 (Div 2), 2020-21 (Div 1), 2022-23 (Div 2)

None

Ange

10th in Div 4

Sheffield Wednesday

Dancing. Seaside. Champagne.

Tea. Beetroot. Rudeness.

None

None

Aston

5th in Div 2

Crystal Palace

Alex Trickett

Frivolous gadgets. Foreign foods. Bright colours.

2017-18 (Div 3)

2015-16 (Euro Preds runner up)

Besty

10th in Div 2

Tottenham Hotspur

Poch'. Girls who work in the NHS. Calling up Sky and threatening to leave to get a better deal on his broadband and sports package. Hummel football kits of the '80s. Jurgen Klinsmann. The Super Bowl.

Arsenal. Jose Mourinho. Fixed odds coupons. Horoscopes. Tony Stark. National toxicity around the England team in tournaments. The barbers.

None

None

Brendy

7th in Div 3

Newcastle United

Logic. Tequila. Roast dinners. Peace-keeping. Being a comedian.

The Mobot. People who find the Mobot hilarious. Being forced to watch Mr Bean on repeat.

None

2015-16 (Euro Preds winner)

Damo

7th in Div 1

Liverpool

Excel 95. Excel 98. Windows Vista. Blackberry. Mobile cooking. Daiquiris at the Kop end.

Yorkshire.

2007-08 (Div 1), 2008-09 (Div 1), 2014-15 (Div 1)

2009-10 (Preds Cup runner up), 2021-22 (Preds Cup winner)

Dan H

4th in Div 2

Tottenham Hotspur

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None

2023-24 (Preds Cup winner)

Dan M

14th in Div 1

Sunderland

Dry chicken sandwiches. The A1. Karaoke. His dongle. Flower names. Veltins.

People with 2 first names. Forced fun. DIY. Being early. Tories.

2012-13 (Div 3), 2018-19 (Div 1)

None

David

6th in Div 3

Manchester United

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None

None

Dex

12th in Div 4

Tottenham Hotspur

Ducks. Spurs. Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Girls. Cheesy pizza. Preston North End.

None

None

Dodge

4th in Div 4

Bournemouth

Steps. Wi-Fi networks. Shane Filan.

Lifts. Wired networks. Ronan Keating.

None

None

Don

2nd in Div 2

Bangor Town

Deepness. Goats. Marmalade. Cereal.

Mushrooms. Chaffing. Snooker's red nipples of commercialism.

2011-12 (Div 2)

2010-11 (Preds Cup winner)

Emily

5th in Div 4

Manchester City & Derby County

Gaming. Rubik's cubes. Football.

School. Man Utd. Forest.

None

None

Finn

2nd in Div 4

Manchester City

Top Bins. Mario. Arguing.

Vegetables. Conformity. Watching football live.

None

None

Fozza

13th in Div 3

Manchester United

Maths. Cricket. Fry-ups. Stephen Fry. Star Trek.

Baked beans (weirdo). Heights. Oversized girls' belts. Piers Morgan. Alan Sugar. Anyone from Dragon's Den.

None

2013-14 (Preds Cup winner), 2016-17 (Preds Cup winner), 2018-19 (Preds Cup winner)

Frank

11th in Div 1

Manchester United

Brown sauce on everything. Rooms stacked with books. Sandals.

Trevor Brooking. Any drivers sharing the same road. Tomatoes.

None

None

Frede

15th in Div 2

Manchester United

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2008-09 (Div 2), 2020-21 (Div 4)

None

Gracey

5th in Div 3

Derby County

Badminton. Pubs. Chips.

Promiscuous ewes.

2022-23 (Div 4)

None

Greg

12th in Div 3

Liverpool

Fenders. Fat Man Pants. Meat. Giving the Angry Finger. Driving as far as possible in a day. A 'Good Length'.

Beans. Fungus. The Alarm Clock. Good bands that change their names for pointless reasons. Sunlight.

None

2007-08 (Preds Cup runner up)

Guest

11th in Div 4

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None

None

Harry

1st in Div 1

Tottenham Hotspur

Social and environmental justice. Cricket. Snooker. Cheap blended whisky in expensive single malt bottles.

The relentless, profit-fixated nature of consumer capitalism which is thoughtlessly destroying this planet and its people. Over-filled sandwiches.

2018-19 (Div 4), 2022-23 (Div 1)

None

Jack

1st in Div 4

Liverpool

Bob Dylan (yes, in that way). Nice clean hands. A strong Sir John Gielgud impersonation. The Scottish national anthem. Puffa jackets. Modern dance. Telecasters. Multicoloured footwear designed for anyone under the age of 24.

Eight-legged things. The sort that live on silky strands. You know what we're talking about. Hairy legs. Them, not you (possibly). Large gnashers. Regional accents (he missed that week at actoring school). Gazza not going to the world cup in '98.

2012-13 (Div 2), 2021-22 (Div 4)

None

James

7th in Div 2

Crystal Palace

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2015-16 (Div 3)

2023-24 (Euro Preds winner)

Jason

3rd in Div 2

Liverpool

Set squares. Spirit levels. Graph paper.

Short corners. Clutter. Litter.

2001-02 (Div 1), 2002-03 (Div 1), 2004-05? (Div 1), 2005-06 (Div 1), 2012-13 (Div 1), 2019-20 (Div 2)

2001-02 (World Preds winner), 2005-06 (World Preds winner), 2006-07 (Preds Cup runner up), 2011-12 (Preds Cup winner), 2020-21 (Euro Preds runner up)

Jim

13th in Div 2

Arsenal

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2013-14 (Div 3), 2015-16 (Div 2)

2013-14 (Preds Cup runner up), 2017-18 (World Preds runner up), 2021-22 (World Preds winner)

Joe

16th in Div 2

Morecambe

Being smug. Water slides. Tuna. Overused Neighbours storylines. Cussing.

Doing (or being pressured into doing) anything remotely taxing. Playing games. Misuse of the word 'literally'. Eastenders. The feeling of seawater and sand on his skin. Magic tricks (especially juggling).

2016-17 (Div 3)

2019-20 (Preds Cup winner)

John

8th in Div 4

Crystal Palace

Bare bottoms pressed against the inside of car windows. Red when juxtaposed with blue. All things underage.

Bananas (pathological) and tomatoes. Kevin Webster. Spurs' light-fingered youth academy. Losing.

None

2012-13 (Preds Cup runner up)

Jon R

2nd in Div 1

Derby County

His ancient predictions sword of legend.

His weakness, known only by Predikta, his late mentor in the art of preds combat.

2003-04 (Div 1), 2004-05? (Div 1), 2009-10 (Div 1), 2011-12 (Div 1), 2023-24 (Div 1)

2008-09 (Preds Cup winner), 2016-17 (Preds Cup runner up)

Karla

16th in Div 3

Newcastle United

Morrissey. Shopping / bags / shopping for bags. "Special" coffees.

The idea of no earplugs. Coriander. Evil rain making contact with her hair.

None

2011-12 (Preds Cup runner up)

Kate

3rd in Div 3

Sheffield Wednesday

Tigger. Sausages (7+). Shaun Wright-Phillips. Brown bird. Wednesday.

Quiet. Solitary beans. People eating her sausages. Food that tastes of custard. Non-edible pigs.

2009-10 (Div 2)

2015-16 (Preds Cup runner up)

Kez

10th in Div 1

Tottenham Hotspur

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2015-16 (Div 4), 2017-18 (Div 2), 2021-22 (Div 2)

None

Leach

11th in Div 2

Manchester United

Cats. Dogs. Chocolate logs. Planes. Bikes. Running shoes.

Vets' bills. Runners' trots. Anything dressed in blue.

2019-20 (Div 3)

None

Lucy

9th in Div 1

Sheffield Wednesday

Pies. Business activity. Binge drinking.

Tomas (bro). Eating cereal. Farting. Burping. Spitting. Johnny Vegas. Exercise.

2019-20 (Div 1), 2021-22 (Div 1)

None

Marco

13th in Div 1

Tottenham Hotspur

Ice cream. Sitting on walls. Trisha. Bargain Hunt.

Underpants. Macaulay Culkin. Lovejoy.

2014-15 (Div 2)

None

Mark

9th in Div 3

Newcastle United

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None

2023-24 (Preds Cup runner up)

Matt

14th in Div 3

Southampton

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2014-15 (Div 3)

None

Mike

6th in Div 1

Ipswich Town

Expensive Wine. Widdly guitar solos. Old Adam and Joe 6 Music podcasts. Electric blankets. Cheap wine as well, if you're offering.

Humanity's apparent insouciance about the scale of environmental destruction, ongoing right-wing media hegemony and Nutella.

None

2006-07 (Preds Cup winner)

Mikey

13th in Div 4

Liverpool

Liverpool. Manchester United. Half-and-half scarves.

Sweltering heat.

None

2020-21 (Euro Preds winner)

Mrs S

1st in Div 2

Liverpool

John Barnes' thighs. Punctuality.

Glen Johnson.

None

2017-18 (Preds Cup runner up), 2020-21 (Preds Cup runner up)

Neil

9th in Div 2

Liverpool

Power tools. Gin. Combustion engines. Cheese and port. Eyeballs. Insulin. Things to tinker with.

Wet biking days. The French. More than two pubs in one night. Beans. Excessive amounts of sugar. Non-competitive sports.

2018-19 (Div 3)

None

Nick

12th in Div 2

Chelsea

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2023-24 (Div 3)

2014-15 (Preds Cup runner up)

Paul

6th in Div 4

Liverpool

Autumn. Suede gloves. Cat food. Showering when not dirty. Wiping food or drink from his lips with the back of his hand. Sharpening pencils (2H-3B specifically). A really flat wall. Trees. Talking to the doctor.

Novelty ornaments. Tardiness. Litter. Unnecessary spillages (see litter). Martyrdom. Ill-fitting clothes. Scooter exhaust fumes. Thursdays.

None

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Phil

3rd in Div 4

Arsenal

Hawk jets. PowerPoint. John Craven's Newsround.

Patents. Quarries. Auditing.

None

2011-12 (Euro Preds joint winner)

Poole

1st in Div 3

Manchester United & Tamworth

Absolutely outrageous badminton shots. Running.

James Milner. Running.

None

None

Quinny

10th in Div 3

Millwall

The Bow bells. Whelks. Chimneys. Pocket watches.

Soapy rags on sticks. Large boats.

2021-22 (Div 3)

2011-12 (Euro Preds joint winner)

R-Bot

8th in Div 1

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2007-08 (Div 2), 2010-11 (Div 1), 2013-14 (Div 1), 2017-18 (Div 1), 2023-24 (Div 2)

None

Rich

8th in Div 2

Sheffield Wednesday

Winning. Jose Mourinho. Duncan Bannatine. Playing football. Dancing like the robot.

Losing. The phrase "good touch for a big man". Being likened to Peter Crouch.

None

None

Rob

3rd in Div 1

Arsenal

Arsenal, Oxford Utd, Quarry Rovers FC, parkrun, all things Spanish (well, maybe not all).

Some things Spanish (maybe).

None

None

Roger

8th in Div 3

Brentford

Cheesecake. Egg-chasing. Printed circuitry.

None really - Rog is a positive chap!

None

None

Ron

16th in Div 4

Derby County

Frank Sidebottom. Nice tea pots. PJ Harvey.

Inconvenience. Claggy food.

None

None

Shofig

11th in Div 3

The Underdog

Helping people. Photography. Gigs. Collecting Nazi memorabilia.

Being associated with the Nazis just because she likes plates.

2023-24 (Div 4)

2017-18 (World Preds winner)

Simbo

6th in Div 2

West Ham United

The 1966 World Cup. Neil Warnock-based "professionalism".

Steven Gerrard. Julia Roberts. Light tackles.

2022-23 (Div 3)

2022-23 (Preds Cup winner)

Simon

12th in Div 1

Everton

Wife (she of too many names). iPod gadgets. Fighting. Cheese. Inaudible mobile phones. Knee operations.

Large cut peppers. Making friends on holiday. Red wine. The Fray. Sleeping in. Not knowing which are the finger and which are the toe-nail clippers.

2016-17 (Div 2)

2010-11 (Preds Cup runner up), 2012-13 (Preds Cup winner)

Steve

5th in Div 1

Derby County

Beer festivals. Anna Kournikova. Rambling through the Derbyshire countryside.

People who are dicks. Mobile phones.

2000-01 (Div 1), 2015-16 (Div 1)

2004-05 (Preds Cup winner), 2007-08 (Preds Cup winner), 2015-16 (Preds Cup winner), 2021-22 (Preds Cup runner up)

Stew

14th in Div 2

Derby County

100%. Pounding the streets. Hitting cocks.

99% or below. Parkrun. Land mines.

2017-18 (Div 4)

None

Sunil

4th in Div 3

Wolverhampton Wanderers

Sachin Tendulkar. Ice cream. Tidy washing lines.

Zimbabwe. Ice cream vans. Harry's bin.

None

None

Sutton

2nd in Div 3

Norwich City

Alistair Bruce-Ball

Robbie Savage

None

None

Tobe

4th in Div 1

Ipswich Town

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None

None

Tom L

7th in Div 4

Sheffield Wednesday

Football (playing competitive games of). Bin day (paper and "normal waste"). Hardcore heavy metal. Drums. The Banner Cross. Ed. Almdudler. Changing his socks. Auto-cad. Pancho (his cat). A quiet life.

Any day that is not bin-day. Arguing. Born again Christians. Television "series". Lesley Garratt.

None

2009-10 (World Preds runner up)

Tom S

15th in Div 1

Derby County

Ale. Camping. Bots. Palindromic numbers.

Dicks. Hot weather. Clothes shopping.

1999-00 (Div 1), 2016-17 (Div 1)

2002-03 (Preds Cup winner)

Tommo

9th in Div 4

Fulham

Pie. Mayonnaise. Horse Tranquilizers. Flash Beam Moonflower Effect Covered Dance floors. Hayley Cropper.

VW Beetles. Metal detectors. Nature.

None

2014-15 (Preds Cup winner), 2018-19 (Preds Cup runner up), 2023-24 (Euro Preds runner up)

Yates

14th in Div 4

Bury

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None

2017-18 (Preds Cup winner), 2022-23 (Preds Cup runner up)