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After a successful (lucky) first season in the Preds culminating in immediate promotion to the big time (by default), Kayat has unfortunately shown her true colours. There Is an undying and genuine desire to succeed, sadly not aligned with any more talent than a couple of mice with a die each - leading to frustrating outbursts of "How could Blackburn NOT beat Man City 4-1 !?"

Kayat has the impossible ability to shout whilst whispering. Paired with her Tigger-like characteristics, she's assured to make any baby cry.

As a youngster Kate was national under 13s sprint champion (really? sounds made up). Then she found beer and pies and mucks about in an office like the rest of us. Hurrah!

Kate once boasted in primary school that she thought she could eat two trays of chips in one go. After watching her polish off 8 sausages as part of a full English breakfast, who could doubt this passion and ability? (This may be a Plank phenomenon - sausages just don't fill anyone up do they?)

Media prediction: Rollercoaster season, ultimately ending in frustration.