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Despite being the eldest son in a family of 5, Thomas has always been dominated by louder and more brash members of his family. To compensate for this he decided to take a docile, quiet wife who doesn't express her opinions unless asked to. Oh no wait . . .

Anyway, Thomas has always been a keen footballer. At the age of 15 a hard tackle resulted in a broken fibula and tibia and there was concern this could be career-ending. Thankfully for Hathersage FC this was not the case and Thomas remains a sure starter in the first team with his reliable left peg. In preparation for games, Thomas keeps things sensible by drinking just enough lager that his eyes roll back into his head and his lips screw up together. Ladies, I know you're excited but he's a married man!

Thomas will be entering his preds from sunny Vienna next season as he embarks on the next chapter of his life and attempts to broaden his horizons. With no job prospects and a vocabulary consisting of "kann ich ein bier bitte" we are confident he will prosper.