Lucy's profile

Name

Lucy

Position

9th in Div 1

Team

Sheffield Wednesday

Likes

Pies. Business activity. Binge drinking.

Dislikes

Tomas (bro). Eating cereal. Farting. Burping. Spitting. Johnny Vegas. Exercise.

League

2019-20 (Div 1), 2021-22 (Div 1)

Cup

None

Performance
Profile

There are many ways to describe Lucy: youthful, vivacious, fit, beautiful, feminine, ambitious and flexible don't appear on that list. However, random words such as putrid and beast come to mind.

Lucy, an avid fan of Sheffield Wednesday, has recently become a business something or other, aka chief tea/coffee maker in the office.

In her childhood, Lucy went through various physical stages. Food found her and she became plump. Then the world of sport came and whisked her away on an eventful rollercoaster. A keen runner, she was in the athletics team and specialised in the ten metre hurdles. However, her true sporting passion was playing hockey for her school and later, county. She was an extremely effective goalkeeper. Then food found her again and she became plump. Her daily mass binge sessions probably do not help.

Although Lucy hasn't yet won any of the prestigious titles that the Preds offers, she will undoubtedly put her excellent mind to the task and win it one day. Or not!