Paul's profile

Name

Paul

Position

9th in Div 4

Team

Liverpool

Likes

Autumn. Suede gloves. Cat food. Showering when not dirty. Wiping food or drink from his lips with the back of his hand. Sharpening pencils (2H-3B specifically). A really flat wall. Trees. Talking to the doctor.

Dislikes

Novelty ornaments. Tardiness. Litter. Unnecessary spillages (see litter). Martyrdom. Ill-fitting clothes. Scooter exhaust fumes. Thursdays.

League

None

Cup

None

Performance
Profile

Paul was born. Whilst studying to be an adult, Paul amassed numerous skills such as juggling items of differing mass, spoon fighting, bath rowing and Theology. On graduating, he spent the next two decades travelling on British intra-city bus services to broaden his horizons. With the fortune he amassed by picking up gold and jewels from the floor, he started a chain of coffee shops called Caffe Nero.

Paul's first loves have always been the search for the unknown and sandwiches. He fell hard for the two at precisely the same moment in historical history - he saw a sandwich and knew he loved it, yet he had no idea whatsoever what it was and thus the quest to bridge the gap between art and science began. This human bridge is the author of several books such as "Algebraic Massage", "Bereavement: Who Cares?" and "The Odour of Physics".

Paul sits comfortably between logic and belief. We live with uncertainty constantly and he embraces it wholly. Imagine, if you will, uncertainty as a large intimidating landlord who, despite his size, has a friendly face and who, if asked, will accept a hug. That is his uncertainty and he embraces it, and the Preds, equally.