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Dan is a Media Man. Like Don Draper, Dan came from an unfortunate background - in his case Sunderland. The analogy ends there, I'm afraid. He doesn't have the looks or the suave. Instead, he had to make it to the top with incentives of pease puddin', true northern grit and people mistaking him for Declan Donnelly.

Dan tried to escape his roots with a career in London but that was as successful as his attempt to hide his strawberry tattoo with a manly dragon one, and he now lives back in Wearside with his family. There, he lives a tough life either palming his kids off at his parents or in-laws whilst he goes for a curry at the Shagorikas, or actually having to "babysit" them at his Mum's house.

He follows his beloved Sunderland through thin and thin, having recently rescinded his season ticket due to his team being totally crap. Dan fookin' loves Darren Bent.

Fuelled by his pro-biotics, Dan is a self-proclaimed "Iniesta playmaker" with a deft first touch. He has certainly spread his balls all over the preds league: starting in Div 3 then Div 2, Div 1, Div 2, Div 1, Div 1 (play-offs), and most recently Preds Champion 2018-19 season! Check out his stats! They're impressive! He now has his eyes on the Hall of Fame.