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Mrs S is an all-round awesome gal. She loves her football and the Reds. Within 10 minutes of her first visit to Anfield, she turned to Damo to say, "Glen Johnson's actually quite sh*t, isn't he?", almost instantly developing a girlhood appreciation of John Barnes' thighs into a true understanding of the game in spotting Liverpool's left back weakness and, consequently, firing up marriage plans in Damo's mind.

The Spandley home is a happy one when footy's on the box, making him the envy of pals who have to watch football in isolation, in secret or in the pub.

Mrs S is always on time for everything which stands her in good stead for preds deadlines.

Damo: "If we got divorced, would you still do the Preds?"

Mrs S: "Of course, until I am dead. If anything to annoy the shit out of you!"