Tom S
15th in Div 1
Derby County
Ale. Camping. Bots. Palindromic numbers.
Dicks. Hot weather. Clothes shopping.
1999-00 (Div 1), 2016-17 (Div 1)
2002-03 (Preds Cup winner)
In the wild environs of the Peak District, in a small, dark opening under the shadow of an ancient tree, a cry is heard.
Is it a child? Yes, it has the features of child. It has the friendly, innocent eyes of a baby boy. But there's something else. It has an aura. An immense . . . power. You have the uncomfortable feeling that you wouldn't like him when he's angry.
But he's so young. So friendly. You reach out to him. There - he would never hurt you. Could never hurt you. Unless you threatened him. Threatened him either physically or just by being a bit of a dick. Then he would destroy you.
He has an immense force. Uncontrollable energy, agility and strength.
Behold The Beast.