Tom S's profile

Name

Tom S

Position

8th in Div 1

Team

Derby County

Likes

Ale. Camping. Bots. Palindromic numbers.

Dislikes

Dicks. Hot weather. Clothes shopping.

League

1999-00 (Div 1), 2016-17 (Div 1)

Cup

2002-03 (Preds Cup winner)

Performance
Profile

In the wild environs of the Peak District, in a small, dark opening under the shadow of an ancient tree, a cry is heard.

Is it a child? Yes, it has the features of child. It has the friendly, innocent eyes of a baby boy. But there's something else. It has an aura. An immense . . . power. You have the uncomfortable feeling that you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

But he's so young. So friendly. You reach out to him. There - he would never hurt you. Could never hurt you. Unless you threatened him. Threatened him either physically or just by being a bit of a dick. Then he would destroy you.

He has an immense force. Uncontrollable energy, agility and strength.

Behold The Beast.